gishwhes 2015 – Team BreakfastOctopi

@tardy – creator of Sprungr, a dating app for the Amish
@starblind – "Finally, a chance to be silly for imaginary points!"
@kylethephotoguy – "I'm finally doing something!"
@joelmw – thinks he didn't do a very good job, but he was pretty awesome
@christinewas – "I've spent my whole life looking for something this ridiculous."
@katylava – organizer of this team's surreality
@fernikfurra – sacrificed hand-health for really weird digital painting
@mfladd – "my wife's look of apathy made it all worth while - what?"
@foxborn – proud owner of very absorbent dog
@sammydog01 – animal lover with excellent taste in end-of-the-world activities
@connorbush – wants everyone to pee in their garden
@odi – "gishwhes needs moar puzzles"
@hollboll – psyched her cat up for gishwhes
@dashcloud – "gishwhes: the greatest way to amuse and terrify your family"

sammydog01 #214 – ITEM WRITTEN BY MOBY. (5 seconds max). Let's see you with an animal you generally like more than people. ● christinewas #27 – Everyone likes drive-thrus and "Jeopardy." Combine them by going through a drive thru and making the employee guess your order by describing the items to them with the "answer." ● dashcloud #5 – Do a dramatic reading of your grade-school report card. ● mfladd #10 – Find someone you love and butter them up; literally, cover them in butter and then give them a big hug. ● katylava #107 – JONATHAN LETHEM ITEM. Read "Call of the Wild" to a dog in a public place, "Moby Dick" to a whale, or "Born Free" to a lion. They must be within 10 feet of you.